Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Of Axiomatic "News" Stories...

Amid all the ink and electrons devoted to pointless celebrity "news" and unreal reality TV, I came across what was purported to be a bona fide news story today, somewhere on the Web...

"Smokers Found to Have Lower IQs Than Non-Smokers"....I mean, not to be insensitive, but HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I think this jaw-dropper makes a nice bookend to another special social phenom that used to exist here in the Forest City...a cigarette outlet store called "Pick-A-Butt"...*Craig Ferguson voice* "I know!"

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