Overheard at Peak Sports Club...mere minutes ago...OR...
Ben Gains Further Practical Insight Into Parental Aggravation
Voice of [presumably hunky]Lifeguard over PA system: OK, time's up...everyone who's not an adult, time to get out...Time for Adult Swim...
Ben [trying to wrangle Miss Cee, who is blissfully ignoring undesirable instructions]: Cec! Cecily! It's time to get out...it's Adult Swim time...
Miss Cee [sputtering]: Hunh?!?!
Ben: Didn't you hear the lifeguard? It's Adult Swim! We have to get out now?
Miss Cee [disbelieving]: What's adult swim?
Ben: [perturbed]: It's time when only adults can swim...
Miss Cee [cocking her head as if to say, 'And your point is...?]: Yeah?
Ben: Adult swim time! You're not an adult!
Miss Cee [indignant now]: I can SO be an adult!!!
Ben: NOT YET!!!
John: WHAT a RIP-off!!!
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